Chemistry Carols

Radical Titration

Deck the Halls

Deck the lab with flasks and beakers
fa la la la la, la la la la
Tie your hair back and wear sneakers
fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our lab apparel
fa la la la la, la la la la, la
Goggles do make us look so cool
fa la la la la, la la la la

Crucible Rock

Cruci-bell, cruci-bell, cruci-bell rock
Cruel-bells flake and cruci-bells break
Stirrin’ and burnin’ up mixtures of fun
now the chemistry lab’s begun.

Cruci-bell, cruci-bell, cruci-bell rock
Cruci-bells flop and crucl-bells drop
Dancin’ and prancin’ and takin’ a stab
At the hard chem lab

What a big crime, it’ll cost a dime
To replace the things we broke
Cruci-bell time is a swell time
If your project don’t go up in smoke.

Listen up chemist student pick up your feet
And watch out where you walk
mix and mingle to the cruci-bell beat
That’s the cruci-bell~
That’s the cruci-bell~
That’s the cruci-bell rock.

I’m Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I’m dreaming of a white precipitate
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the colors are vivid and the chemists livid
To see impurities in the snow

I’m dreaming of a white precipitate
With every chemistry test I write
may your equations be balanced and right
And may all your reactions be bright.

God Be With Me In lab Today

God be with me in lab today,
I do not want to die.
The last three times I went in there,
Got something in my eye.
The Bunsen burner is so hot,
The lab it catches fire.
Ooh, why can’t lab be a joy, lab be a joy,
Ooh, why can’t lab be a joy?

God be with me in lab today,
my partner I do fear.
I always dive behind something
Whenever he comes near.
He always messes up our lab,
Wanna kick him In the rear.
Ooh, why can’t lab be a joy, lab be a joy,
Ooh, why can’t lab be a joy?

Oh Come All Ye Gases

Oh come all ye gases
Diatomic wonders
Oh come ye, Oh come ye
Calls Avogadro

Oh come ye in moles
6 x 10 to the 23rd
Oh molar mass and molecules
Oh volume, pressure, temperature
Oh molar volume of gases at S.T.P.

We Three Students of Chemistry Are

We three students of chemistry are
Taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, moles, and sig figs
Worrying all the time.

Oh-oh, room of wonder
room of fright
room of burners
blinding light;
With your energy
please don’t burn us
Help us get our labs all right.